Rick Gets Tipped a Token

submitted by: Rick from New York

I assume this will qualify me as an idiot bartender or worse.  I was working last tuesday and the night was kinda slow.  I had 2 guys that were real pricks and never tipped.  They kept saying Ill get you next time bro.  Sweet!!!  One guy keeps spitting ice on the bar and I asked hit to cut it out(not in a polite manner mind you).  Now you have to remember its slow so Im havin a few myself and the judgement is not on point at present.  Anyhow these 2 guys are gettin ready to leave and the one guy comes out of the bathroom and tosses a coin on the bar and spits another piece of ice out.  Being the idiot bartender that I am I snatch the coin up and put it in my mouth(I told you I had been drinking) and spit it at the guy.  Im feeling pretty good about myself until were counting the money at the end of the night and my buddy mentions the arcade token that he threw in the urinal earlier in the night.  You guessed it.  The token was gone from the urinal and had been relocated via my mouth to the bar floor.  So I admit it.  Im an idiot bartender.  I put the urinal token in my mouth.  The moral of the story is dont put coins in your mouth after they were in the pisser.  You probably already knew that though.

-Rick

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